Danger WOD #4 "Shotgun Shotgun"
For this WOD you will need a knife, a pump action shotgun, shells and a 30 pack of low quality beer. Perform 30 Rounds for time of shotgun a beer then throw the used can into the air and shoot it. Every missed shot is a 5 burpee penalty. Bonus points are awarded for performing this WOD in an urban area. If you can get through all 30 beers before police arrive well done. Don't worry about what's down range, halfway through this WOD you will probably be firing wildly in all directions anyways, plus it's a shotgun so it's probably all good.
Attention serious rednecks, I realize that for you this WOD is basically how you spend most afternoons. To increase the danger factor I recommend that A) you wear an eyepatch. This won't really make it that much harder but they look super cool. B) Do this as a team and take turns being the thrower. C) everyone wears roller blades.
Are you still worried about China?
Finally, good ideas in the comments, keep em' coming!
