Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Danger Team assemble!

Danger WOD is assembling a Danger Ops team.  This team will be the best of the worst.  Responsibilities of the Danger Ops team will include being a bail buddy, assisting in exotic animal antagonization and dead hooker disposal among other other danger activities.  As a member of Danger Ops you need to be ready at all times, for anything.  You need to engage in danger training at least once a week to maintain a constant state of preparedness.  Additionally, as a member of Team Danger Ops you will need to have a pager, side arm and ammonia caps on you at all times.  We will provide a sweet T-Shirt for you.  It will have a tiger on it and identify you to law enforcement as a person of interest.  If you are interested in becoming a Danger Ops team member send your resume to and may God have mercy on your soul.


  1. So what exactly will the job require and what is the compensation?

  2. He just told you Boris. You will be required to assist in dumping deceased prostitutes in the lade, pissing off raccoons, and bail/break people out of jail. You will also be required to have a pager, firearm, and ammonia with you at all times. I'm not sure, but you will likely be on call a certain amount every week. Compensation is a sweet T-shirt, and the knowledge that you are apart of the most dangerous team on the planet.