Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Danger in the Night
From these humble beginnings, the modern sport of hooker stalking was born. Today's top professional hooker stalkers wear high tech urban camo covered in sponsor patches, disguise their scents with copious amounts of axe body spray, wear night vision goggles and of course, super technical compression undergarments. Modern hooker stalking has also done away with the barbaric practice of finger taking. The current sporting standard is to merely collect a small blood sample from a slice to either the cheek, breast or upper thigh area before running away.
Danger WOD: Stalk a Hooker. You must be stealthy to track her (or him, danger WOD does not judge), strong to collect your blood trophy and swift to out run her seriously pissed off pimp. 5 Burpee penalty if you are shot by the pimp.