Danger in the Night

As we all know, Hooker Stalking was originally the sport of royalty.  Dating back to the 9th century, Charles I was the first recorded King to stalk a hooker for sport.  He reportedly would track prostitues for days at a time, cloaked in the finest camouflage of the day; layers upon layers of pig feces.  On the rare occasion Charles I would successfully corner a hooker isolated from her pimp (it is extraordinarily difficult to sneak up on anyone with a sense of smell when you're covered head to toe in pig shit), he would cut off one of the smaller fingers to keep as a souvenir and run off.

From these humble beginnings, the modern sport of hooker stalking was born.  Today's top professional hooker stalkers wear high tech urban camo covered in sponsor patches, disguise their scents with copious amounts of axe body spray, wear night vision goggles and of course, super technical compression undergarments.  Modern hooker stalking has also done away with the barbaric practice of finger taking.  The current sporting standard is to merely collect a small blood sample from a slice to either the cheek, breast or upper thigh area before running away.

Danger WOD:  Stalk a Hooker.  You must be stealthy to track her (or him, danger WOD does not judge), strong to collect your blood trophy and swift to out run her seriously pissed off pimp.  5 Burpee penalty if you are shot by the pimp.