This is the Danger WOD, if you actually do any of these workouts you are an idiot. Performing Danger WODs will result in injury, prison time and death. This shit is intense.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Sorry for the lack of a post yesterday, when you live dangerously blogging occasionally falls by the wayside. Tomorrow barring arrest or extreme hangover I will have a new Christmas themed Danger WOD for you to share with the whole family. As for today, I would like to announce the formation of the DRG or Danger Retention Group. The idea of a DRG is everyone pays into it and when you get sued we will help you out... maybe. The DRG will not cover bail, injury or death. The very idea of getting out of jail or prison early goes against everything the Danger WOD strives to create. Think of incarceration as a training camp. Danger WOD DRG won't pay for medical bills either because if you go to a hospital you are a pussy. We firmly believe that any injury can be walked off. If walking it off fails and you die then there's nothing to worry about, you're dead. If you would like to help fund the DRG, send cash or gold.